Year of the Bitter Asian Man

October 17, 2008

Happy 2007, readers. It’s been a rather long time since I’ve updated, and I want to assure people once again that no, I am not dead. Dave is not dead either. In celebration of neither of us being dead, and to celebrate the new year (never mind that Chinese New Year hasn’t begun yet), I [...]

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Nature Hates Us

October 16, 2008
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As bad as the Western prejudice against Asian males is, there is one factor even deeper than societal prejudice working against the average Asian man. Yes, even if all the people in the world were suddenly brainwashed into not being racist anymore and all of the aforementioned examples ceased to exist, the Asian man would [...]

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A Scientific Look

October 14, 2008

So you’ve made it this far, and maybe you’re not convinced yet. “So what”, you say. “Where’s the PROOF?” Well, aside from the examples I’ve already given (you haven’t been paying attention, have you) this page is for you, the skeptic. Here on this page, I will present you with irrefutable, absolute proof that the [...]

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Site FAQ

October 7, 2008
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Q. Is this site for real? A. Of course this site is for real. I’m Asian. I’d put up a DNA sample to prove it, but sadly internet technology isn’t advanced enough for that just quite yet. I’m also bitter, for sure. Why would I fake being bitter? Being bitter is no fun. Q. Who [...]

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I Love/Hate Anime

September 30, 2008

Hey folks. Today’s May 31st – I hope you had a good Asian History Month! Wait what? You didn’t realize May was Asian History Month? I guess I can’t blame you. After all when I was in grade school, in February the school would put up these big banners with the faces of Martin Luther [...]

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Why Ninjas Are Better Than Girls

September 30, 2008
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Sometimes people ask me why, if it’s so bad being an Asian guy, that there are still Asian guys left in the world. Surely they would have all committed suicide out of despair of the ignominy inflicted upon them by girls. To this I give a typical response: Asians are smart, Asians can make good [...]

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Strike Two For New York City Radio

September 18, 2008
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Longtime followers of the site may remember the Tsunami Song Rant. I never found out if Miss Jones and her oxygen thief co-hosts ever got fired for their stunt. If you don’t remember the incident (which happened in early 2005, but never got much coverage in the media), it involved the hosts of the Hot [...]

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The Blizzard Conspiracy

September 18, 2008

I don’t know if I should even be writing this. You see, I’ve uncovered a vast conspiracy that goes to the highest levels, a conspiracy with far-reaching, sinister goals of the darkest nature. I may be putting my life in danger by writing this. If you don’t hear from me in awhile, you’ll know what [...]

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I Hate Valentine’s Day

September 18, 2008

I hate Valentine’s Day. I have nothing against St. Valentine, but man, it must suck to have your feast day appropriated by the Spawns of Satan. By which I mean, of course, jewelry stores. I hate jewelry stores. They (along with their partners in crime, the commemorative holiday card stores) have turned Valentine’s Day into [...]

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The Plight of the Asian-loving Non-Asian Woman

September 18, 2008

This site’s been up for quite awhile now. Every now and then, I’ll get an email from a non-Asian woman who likes Asian men. The email will go something like “Help! I’m a white/black/Latino/Arab woman who likes Asian men, but they won’t even look at me twice! I’ve given up on white/black/Latino/Arab men because (insert [...]

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