Ed: October 2007 Archives
BBC News - Obesity 'epidemic' turns global
That's right folks, we Asians are in the midst of a terrible health crisis. For us Asian-Americans, it's easy to tell just by looking around that there is a looming health problem here, and that is this - Asians are falling behind in the obesity epidemic.
Not a problem, you say? Wrong! We Asians are having a harder time getting overweight than any other race. This is just another step towards world discrimination against Asians. Think about it - in 2050, when everybody is packing on the pounds, who will you be? Not just a yellow, squinty-eyed, black-haired freak, but a yellow, squinty-eyed, black-haired, skinny freak. If we Asians fall behind in global obesity, we are just giving the rest of the world one more area in which we Asians are "different".
To be fair, this shouldn't be surprising news. The seeds of this Asian weight crisis were planted long ago. Our food is naturally skinny-inducing with lean meats, whole grains, and plentiful vegetables. This is unacceptable. If we do not quickly convert to the whole-fried and sugar-coated goodness of Western foods we will be unable to compete in the future global fat marketplace. In fact, we are already losing. Americans have already succeeded at making stir-fry fattening, and inventing General Tso's Chicken.
So what can be done? If we Asians are to catch up with the rest of the world in global fattening, we need to change our habits today. Stop practicing martial arts - better to watch that football game and munch on some chips. Stop drinking tea - you know that real Americans drink pop. And actually order fried rice at a Chinese restaurant, as much as your Asian genes may rebel! For a better, fatter tomorrow, we must buckle up (or in fact, unbuckle our belts) and bring ourselves to the dinner table. Don't forget the second helpings, either.
NEW YORK - J.K. Rowling, author of the mega-selling Harry Potter series, outed a beloved character Friday night while appearing before a full house at Carnegie Hall. After reading briefly from the final book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", she took questions from audience members. She was asked by one young fan whether Cho Chang, a former love interest for Harry, "finds true love".
"Cho is Asian," the author responded to gasps and applause.
Potter fans on the internet have long speculated on the ethnicity of Cho, noting that her name "sounds vaguely Korean", although until now there has never been any confirmation that the student at Hogwarts, a British school of magic, was in fact Asian. Further speculation was fueled when the part for Cho in the latest movie, "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", was given to openly-ethnic-Chinese actress Katie Leung.
Reaction to the news was mixed.
"Having Cho be Asian is a huge step for Asian rights," said ~dracoismyhusband01~, a self-proclaimed Asian poster at a popular online Harry Potter discussion forum. "(Rowling) is teaching children everywhere that it is okay to be Asian, that it's not something to be ashamed about."
"This is B.S.," offered Ed, webmaster of Asian advocacy site bitterasianmen.com. "Rowling is just playing on the old Asian stereotypes - white guy meets Asian girl, white guy kisses Asian girl, then white guy ditches Asian girl for no real reason and starts dating a girl who looks like his male best friend. I'm insulted that anybody would consider this a step forward for Asians."
Rowling conceded that not everyone may be supportive of the news, but added "I consider my books as a prolonged argument for tolerance, and I urge my readers to question authority." Not everyone likes her work, she said, likely referring to Christian groups who have alleged that the books promote witchcraft. Having an interracial couple, even for only one book, she added, will give them one more reason.
